*Monica Michelle Sanchez Squared*
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*Monica Michelle Sanchez Squared*

Love, Batman and Costco Churros are life. Bow ties are cool too...


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ductapemyyheart:

SOLO MOTHERFUCKER.



memeofficial:

SunRISE






radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?




gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out




simbadarling:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

What are you wearing “Jake from State Farm”

Uhhhh… Khakis.


dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here




can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives




communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one









"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"

Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)


microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian




kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u




h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor





born-onthe-bayou:

YES OMFG YES SOMEONE HAS FINALY MADE THIS GIF REAL OMG